PSA if you send me nice messages and i don’t respond

there is a 100% chance i saw it and it made me super duper uber happy but i have no idea how to respond and i will let it sit in my inbox for days or weeks and smile when i see it but still have no idea how to respond 

there is a 0% chance that you annoyed me and i don’t like you. 

(via ociffer-jenny)



all i think about is sex and what i am going to eat next

If you’re a man thinking this, the next thing you eat should be a no brainer.

I wish